The Ten Goomandments

The Ten Goomandments are ten rules which the followers of Our Lord and Savior Goomy (otherwise known as Goomians) must follow.

I. Thou shalt not allow your lord to faint in battle.

II. Thou shalt not faint lower level pokemon with malice.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God and change it using the nickname feature.

IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, to put down your 3DS and leave it charging for the next day.

V. Honor thy mother and professor.

VI. Thou shalt not kill, but thou may induce fainting when in battle.

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery, even in the daycare, even if she is a ditto.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal legendary pokemon.

IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor by telling him you caught a shiny Gyarados when you actually did not.

X. Thou shalt not covet, even if thy neighbor has a Pokémon with perfect IV's.