The Gooble

The Gooble is an ancient text formed by the all powerful lord goomy, it tells of his many battles against the evil arceus. It is written in the ancient language of goomish.

The beginning
In the beginning, Goomy was two beings, the good and the evil. Goomy created two universes with unowns, the code for making universes, with one centered around Earth and one around Gooearth, Goomy's perfect world. Then it created a lot of Goomies and mew, which is the ancestor of all Pokemon. Mew evolved into all kinds of Pokemon.

Rise of Arceus
Arceus grew power-hungry, so it created a religion called Christianity, then Jewism, and suddenly the world was so controlled by Arceus, even Arceism existed. Arceus still wanted power, so he merged Sinnoh, on Gooearth, into Arceism. Goomy stole away most of Arceus's power, created Helix as a new guardian, and then they created the Omanytes, the Omastars. Goomy trained its Goomy army with steroids, which made them evolve into Sliggoos and Goodras, performing the first evolution ever. Arceus used the rest of his power to make Dome, which cloned and spread, but not Arceus. Goomy answered the poop prayers of his followers, and used the love to power himself to destroy Arceus. Arceus did the same. Goomy and Arceus wrote their commandments and turned their followers against eachother. Goomy loves his followers, and is still calling them to the war. Followers on Earth could go to Gooearth with family and friends if they prayed enough.

The Goomy Hymn
One day, Goomy teached its followers to sing a song to praise it.

Lyrics:

Goomy is a neckbearded furry who likes to tip his fedora to mega glalei. The goomald is the rom hackof emerald where every pokemon is goomy, oh and damon hatched a snesal and a purrleon!

Creation Of Youngster Joey
One day Goomy decided to create a legendary trainer. One who would maintain order in Earth. Goomy discussed with the council of chickens (more info soon) and created the youngster. The trainer was gifted the most powerful Pokemon in the universe THE TOP PERCENTAGE RATTATA that had defeated the " creation" trio in battle. Joey kept balance in the world by fighting trainers who would  become champions and not showing them his true power.